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  3. lollipopemoji:

    Congrats to Germany!

     
  4. dual-destininies:

    pixelgamer07:

    dual-destininies:

    derples:

    dual-destininies:

    tothejamjar:

    tf2-fandomstuck:

    tiniestshorts:

    Bread knife

    The french have grown more powerful. 

    DEATH HONHONHON

    Hold it!

    Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

    Notice anything strange about the bread?

    I didn’t either. That’s because…

    …no cuts were made there in the first place!

    The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

    How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

    While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

    Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

    The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

    It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

    This illustration explains it all.

    While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

    (Didn’t I go to art school?)

    The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

    The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

    Objection

    Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

    as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

    if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

    If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

    Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

    Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

    And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

    Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

    It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

    Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

    You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

    Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

    Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

    Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

    In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

    Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

    But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

    Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

    I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

    The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

    The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

    The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

    Oh my good- Please, for once can we please have a post without these idiots making a mess of things? Is that too much to ask? I beseech you, just go away.

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    fuck off

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  5. origanalbanana:

    reuniclus:

    IT KEEPS HAPPENING

    FUCK

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  6. warriorchicken:

    I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

    WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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    Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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    I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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      BAM!

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  7. breathtakingdestinations:

    Dubrovnik - Croatia (von Alex Dram)

     

  8. Hello, new followers!

    comiccartography:

    Greetings, welcome, etc. I don’t know where you’re all coming from, but I’m happy to have you.

    We’re in the middle of a week of maps from Andy Diggle & Jock’s The Losers, but once that’s done, it’s mostly back to the weird and fantastical. In the meantime, check out the archive if you haven’t already, and if you know of any comic book maps that aren’t there, please submit them or send me a message with where to find them.

    Thanks!

    It’s a mention on The Verge: http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/8/5790688/the-fantastical-maps-and-diagrams-of-comic-books

     
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  10. feministcaptainkirk:

    devilsbitchandaliar:

    poyzn:

    Those eyes.

    Crying

    Don’t give anthropomorphic inanimate objects teeth.

    (via awkward-giraffr)

     
  11. architags:

    Haus Fontanella. Architekt Bernardo Bader. Fontanella. Austria. photos Architekt Bernardo Bader

     
  12. jedavu:

    PROVOCATIVE STREET MESSAGES BY MOBSTER

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  14. acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

    casibarria:

    These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

    I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably.

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  15. youngpreciosa:

    Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt.

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